I realize that whenever I have these silly blog things, i never write about my real life, usually just abstract things that happen in my head behind my real life. That probably gets on everybodys nerves becuase its so heavy.

I am a very cheery person. I walked in to church with a pout the other day (err...sunday) and my friend Lucy ran over to me and exclaimed "Where is Liz?" which was really confusing becuase they usually ask where Abbe (my best friend who occasionaly graces New Beginnings Church with her lovely messianic jewish transvestite presence.) i laughed, not sure how to answer her question and trying to buy some time and she kissed me on the forehead and smiled saying "Oh there she is". I have a reputation on being happy which I wear with pride.

this afternoon i had to fulfil my duties as the president of the gay straight alliance at the house of one of my very best friends Mr. Christian Carrillo. Once upon a time he was my english teacher, but now we are just buddies. He live with his partner is an awesome little house in spotswood which is so beautiful i can't even explain it. Being that it was the end of the year and so many of us were graduating, he had barbeque for us. I wasn't sure what to expect so i made a pasta salad and made the forty minute drive to spotswood.

Donald Bender, my VP made my life. If today, he decided to start a religion based on himself i would join it. He bought a slip and slide. I am an elitist. i will admit it. I don't go a no slip and slide no sir. but there i was, in my extrememly prude two piece bathing suit standing before this great plastic thing. Who the hell came up with the slip and slide? They should be cannonized immedietly

I have one word. Cathartic. I've been in a serious slump lately. But laying in a little pool at the end of a slip and slide being splashed by your awesome transgendered best friend and your cool gay english teacher who you go to worship concerts with there is no time to be dignified. You just have to laugh and scream and give in and accept that you look like a chubby hot pink beached whale and there is nothing you would rather be doing.

and to make things better - Donny gave me the slip and slide to take home - so every minute of the summer that i'm not posting on the ooze - i can be embarassing myself in my front lawn

awesome!