Dear lady in the green minivan,

I was in front of you on route 27 at about 6:45 this morning. I know you saw me, I was in the blue/green dodge stratus singing along to Hotel Yorba by the White Stripes with the windows rolled down.

You came out of no where and then you cut me off bitch.I was going probably about fifty mph so you must have been going sixty. I figured you were in a rush? I am here to tell you that you're not that important. No one so important that they need to go twenty miles over the speed limitand weave around people like you do.

And then you did it. You made my day, I have to say.

You pulled into the gas station. You cut me off and drove insanely fast so you could get gas. what the fuck?

People like you are the reason that i have virtually no faith in humanity anymore.

Thanks a lot

liz