the guest left this morning!! ya know what that means?

no more dirty clothes in my bathroom.

no more "can i borrow your laptop for like fifteen minutes" - which always lasts an hour

no more reprograming my radio when i pull over to go to the bathroom

no more naked people in my pool

no more "oh she'll have a baconater" at Wendys - you know i'm a vegetarian you twit

no more " have you read all of these books. on your shelves?" every time he walks in my room

no more destroying the spines of books I'm nice enough to let you read on the beach

No more frighteningly drawn out debates over whether Jesus was white or brown (i think i finally won on that one)

its all over becuase i have my life back to myself

yesssssss!