I'm in a weird mood today, when i got home from running errands this morning there was anaked person in my rom)

I went to cracker barrel for the first time in my life to pick up the guest (who aslan hates btw, and I trust his judegment more than my own...even if he does have fleas)

I will say for the record that I hate white people food. I like sweet tea but thats it - and tea is not native to america. Steak shouldn't be fried. Nothing should be fried like that. White gravy? Mac and cheese as a vegetable?

Shame on you all.

Its almost worse than hometown buffet.

Do you know what I hate? When you go to a stupid theme resturaunt (because you and your brother did rock paper scissors over Chowpatty and Johnny Rockets and you lost) and everything on the menu has really stupid names that you have way too much dignity to say so you just point to the menu and everyone looks at you like 'what can't you talk?'

Seriously, i was in the 'Dough Roller' which is this fake italian chain place in Ocean City maryland and the sandwich i wanted was called the 'New Joisey'. Umm, i think that undermines everything i stand for as a person from NJ with no obnoxious accent.